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Yay needles suck!!!!. I now have to worry about a bunch of tests and just got a new tetnis shot because of stupid people. Luckly it was all on works tab. I wish people would think before trashing things. A hypodermic needles goes into a biohazard bag, or atleast saftly thrown way. Not left uncapped and in a small little waxed paperbag in the sanitary napkin disposal unit of a middle school girls bathroom. :P I just hope that there is nothing serious.
Oh and while I'm actually on.
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Herschel
* There are 10,499 people in the U.S. with the first name Herschel.
* Statistically the 1798th most popular first name. (tied with 153 other first names)
* 100 percent of people with the first name Herschel are male.
Warner
* There are 92,990 people in the U.S. with the last name Warner.
* Statistically the 344th most popular last name. (tied with 13 other last names)
* Famous people with the last name Warner:
o David Warner
o Julie Warner
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![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) khans_1's Halloween party:
akcheshirecat dressed as a cup of tea.
atlantiadragon gets drunk, strips naked, and somehow emerges dressed as the main character of "Reservoir Dogs".
backupdancer dressed as the spirit of their dead grandmother Cecelia.
cloudstarwolf dressed as Madonna.
crimmycat dressed as Franklin Pierce.
dellephin dressed as the Viscount of Black Oak.
drekrok dressed as a raccoon.
iryana dressed as the Marquis of Cangran.
isil_elen dressed as Barbra Streisand.
ivietare dressed as a disturbing self-made character called "Gidget Pottyhiney".
kyanve dressed as a new superhero: Scarab Nimbus.
stormstar dressed as your uncle, and it suited them disturbingly well.
sulagi dressed as Warren G. Harding.
twitchymouse forgot to put on clothes!
vincentdheart dressed as a nature.
Throw your own party at the Hallomeme!
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Hey I found the Article of my car accident last year. It even has a picture of the accident
Anchorage Fire Department medics attend to Herschel Warner, 23, of Palmer, Friday after extracting him from his vehicle following a collision on the North Eagle River Glenn Highway overpass. It took firefighters about 30 minutes to get Warner from the vehicle following the wreck. No one was seriously injured in the accident.
http://alaskastar.com/images/091505/7732_350.jpg
And for the page I found it at
http://alaskastar.com/stories/091505/saf_20050915005.shtml
It's at the bottom of the page.
YAY! DRINKING PARTY NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!Current Mood:  Need more Alchohol Current Music: Out comes the evil - Lords of Acid |
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IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
Here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, etc).
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question press the next button.
Ready? GO!
Opening credits:
My Generation - Limp Bizkit
Waking up:
Mice and Gods - Clutch
Average day:
Moonlight Shadow - Maggie Reilly?
First date:
Cats in the Cradle - Bon Jovi
Falling in love:
The Hustle - Van McCoy
Love scene:
What's Left of the Flag - Flogging Molly
Fight scene:
I Touch Myself - Madonna
Breaking up:
Masochism Tango - ?
Making up:
Get on Top - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Secret love:
Help! - Beetles
Life's okay:
Respect - Megadeath
Mental breakdown:
Out of My Head - Puddle of Mudd
Driving:
Sandstorm - Da Rude
Learning a lesson:
Get Up 'N Move - DDR 2 Mix
Deep thought:
It's All About the Pentiums - Weird Al
Flashback:
Life Is A Highway - Rascal Flatts
Happy dance:
Shimmy - System Of A Down
Regretting:
Closer - Nine Inch Nails
Long night alone:
Everdream? - Nightwish
Final Battle:
It's My Live - Bon Jovi
Death scene:
Dead and Broken - Godsmack
Closing credits:
Chop Suey - System Of A DownCurrent Mood: As Usual |
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1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)
( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
And the personal favorite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
Sep. 6th, 2006 @ 01:42 pm
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| » Yes I know |
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I should read my email more often
( Kind of racial but not to bad )
And this link is for an Urban Legend type quiz. Basically is it real or fake. http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_image_quiz.htm
Aug. 23rd, 2006 @ 02:18 pm
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| » The Men's Rules |
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Yes I know I havn't updated in a while. I just never think about it much anymore since I am so rarely on a high speed internet connection. But since this came in my email and I am on the high speed connection at the moment I just had to share.
The Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys' side of the story.(I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules "From the female
side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.These are our rules!Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.We need it up, you need it down.You don't
hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want .Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work!Strong hints do not work!Obvious hints
do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.Sympathy is what your girlfriends are
for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7
Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the other
one
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do
it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin
is also a fruit. We have no IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is
just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,! Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .
1. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS BASEBALL, FOOTBALL OR
GOLF.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't
mind that? It's like camping.
Aug. 23rd, 2006 @ 02:06 pm
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How did I get talked into going into Fairbanks. Oh well. I'll have to find a few people.
Jul. 12th, 2006 @ 02:16 pm
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(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
| × I miss somebody right now. |
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. |
✓ I own lots of books. |
| ✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. |
✓ I love to play video games. |
× I've tried marijuana. |
| × I've watched porn movies. |
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. |
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. |
| ✓ I curse sometimes. (Sometimes?) |
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. |
✓ I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (It's a great tool too.) |
( it goes on... )
Jul. 11th, 2006 @ 08:21 am
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Well, if anyone can get there. Jake's having a bonfire at his mom's house today (April 29) and everyones is pretty much invited. It's also a BYOB event. So you all have fun.
Apr. 29th, 2006 @ 11:05 am
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( Sorry )
Aug. 18th, 2005 @ 11:40 am
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( Just because I can )I better stop before you all hate me.
Aug. 18th, 2005 @ 11:10 am
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( Still Bored ) Next...
Aug. 18th, 2005 @ 10:46 am
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That's odd. I found a place on my neck, that when rubbed sends tingles up and down my spine, and settling into pleasure. I think I just found a new way to pleasure myself.
Aug. 17th, 2005 @ 02:47 pm
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( Quizzes )
Aug. 16th, 2005 @ 10:04 am
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