Khans_1's Journal

Needles

2007-01-16T07:01:10Z

Yay needles suck!!!!. I now have to worry about a bunch of tests and just got a new tetnis shot because of stupid people. Luckly it was all on works tab. I wish people would think before trashing things. A hypodermic needles goes into a biohazard bag, or atleast saftly thrown way. Not left uncapped and in a small little waxed paperbag in the sanitary napkin disposal unit of a middle school girls bathroom. :P I just hope that there is nothing serious.

Oh and while I'm actually on.

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
Bishop Lord Herschel the Subservient of Lardle St Earache
Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

That's creepy

2006-10-19T12:55:01Z

HowManyOfMe.com

There are:
3
people with my name
in the U.S.A.

How many have your name?

Herschel

* There are 10,499 people in the U.S. with the first name Herschel.
* Statistically the 1798th most popular first name. (tied with 153 other first names)
* 100 percent of people with the first name Herschel are male.

Warner

* There are 92,990 people in the U.S. with the last name Warner.
* Statistically the 344th most popular last name. (tied with 13 other last names)
* Famous people with the last name Warner:
o David Warner
o Julie Warner
o Kurt Warner

Halloween Party???

2006-10-19T12:49:38Z

khans_1's Halloween party:

akcheshirecat dressed as a cup of tea.
atlantiadragon gets drunk, strips naked, and somehow emerges dressed as the main character of "Reservoir Dogs".
backupdancer dressed as the spirit of their dead grandmother Cecelia.
cloudstarwolf dressed as Madonna.
crimmycat dressed as Franklin Pierce.
dellephin dressed as the Viscount of Black Oak.
drekrok dressed as a raccoon.
iryana dressed as the Marquis of Cangran.
isil_elen dressed as Barbra Streisand.
ivietare dressed as a disturbing self-made character called "Gidget Pottyhiney".
kyanve dressed as a new superhero: Scarab Nimbus.
stormstar dressed as your uncle, and it suited them disturbingly well.
sulagi dressed as Warren G. Harding.
twitchymouse forgot to put on clothes!
vincentdheart dressed as a nature.

Throw your own party at the Hallomeme!
Created with phpNonsense

And I as a Demonic Cat

My car accident

2006-10-15T07:24:42Z

Hey I found the Article of my car accident last year. It even has a picture of the accident
Anchorage Fire Department medics attend to Herschel Warner, 23, of Palmer, Friday after extracting him from his vehicle following a collision on the North Eagle River Glenn Highway overpass. It took firefighters about 30 minutes to get Warner from the vehicle following the wreck. No one was seriously injured in the accident.
http://alaskastar.com/images/091505/7732_350.jpg

And for the page I found it at
http://alaskastar.com/stories/091505/saf_20050915005.shtml
It's at the bottom of the page.

YAY! DRINKING PARTY NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stolen from Backupdancer

2006-09-14T09:37:16Z

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
Here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, etc).
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question press the next button.
Ready? GO!

Opening credits:
My Generation - Limp Bizkit

Waking up:
Mice and Gods - Clutch

Average day:
Moonlight Shadow - Maggie Reilly?

First date:
Cats in the Cradle - Bon Jovi

Falling in love:
The Hustle - Van McCoy

Love scene:
What's Left of the Flag - Flogging Molly

Fight scene:
I Touch Myself - Madonna

Breaking up:
Masochism Tango - ?

Making up:
Get on Top - Red Hot Chili Peppers

Secret love:
Help! - Beetles

Life's okay:
Respect - Megadeath

Mental breakdown:
Out of My Head - Puddle of Mudd

Driving:
Sandstorm - Da Rude

Learning a lesson:
Get Up 'N Move - DDR 2 Mix

Deep thought:
It's All About the Pentiums - Weird Al

Flashback:
Life Is A Highway - Rascal Flatts

Happy dance:
Shimmy - System Of A Down

Regretting:
Closer - Nine Inch Nails

Long night alone:
Everdream? - Nightwish

Final Battle:
It's My Live - Bon Jovi

Death scene:
Dead and Broken - Godsmack

Closing credits:
Chop Suey - System Of A Down

The Why's of Men

2006-09-06T21:44:06Z

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?

(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?

(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?

(don't know.....it never happened)

( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

And the personal favorite:

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

Yes I know

2006-08-23T22:21:59Z

I should read my email more often

Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger lounge
in Midland, Texas, awaiting their flights.

One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer.
Another is a Cowboy on his way to Houston for a livestock show and the
third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Texas
State University from the Middle East.

Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two
Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the
conversation falls into an uneasy lull.

The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine
table and tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face. The wind

outside is blowing tumbleweeds around, and the old windsock is
flapping; but still no plane comes.

Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks, "At
one time here, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few." The

Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward, "Once my people
were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?"

The West Texas cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth and
from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a drawl, "That's 'cause we
ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do believe it's a-comin'."

And this link is for an Urban Legend type quiz. Basically is it real or fake. http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_image_quiz.htm

The Men's Rules

2006-08-23T22:12:33Z

Yes I know I havn't updated in a while. I just never think about it much anymore since I am so rarely on a high speed internet connection. But since this came in my email and I am on the high speed connection at the moment I just had to share.

The Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally , the guys' side of the story.(I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules "From the female
side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.These are our rules!Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.We need it up, you need it down.You don't
hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want .Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work!Strong hints do not work!Obvious hints
do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.Sympathy is what your girlfriends are
for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7
Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the other
one

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do
it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin
is also a fruit. We have no IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is
just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,! Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS BASEBALL, FOOTBALL OR
GOLF.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't
mind that? It's like camping.

Fairbanks

2006-07-12T22:17:29Z

How did I get talked into going into Fairbanks. Oh well. I'll have to find a few people.

Because I could

2006-07-11T16:21:21Z

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

× I miss somebody right now.	✓ I don't watch much TV these days.	✓ I own lots of books.
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.	✓ I love to play video games.	× I've tried marijuana.
× I've watched porn movies.	× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.	✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes. (Sometimes?)	× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.	✓ I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (It's a great tool too.)

* * * * *

× I have broken someone's bones.	× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.	× I hate the rain.
× I'm paranoid at times.	× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.	✓ I need/want money right now. (Who doesn't?)
× I love sushi.	× I talk really, really fast.	× I have fresh breath in the morning.
✓ I have long hair.	× I have lost money in Las Vegas.	✓ I have at least one sibling. (3)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.	✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.	× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
× I like the way that I look.	× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.	× I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings.	✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.	× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent.	× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.	× I have a lot of friends.
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.	× I enjoy talking on the phone.	× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop.	× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.	× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
× I have a mobile phone.	✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.	× I've rejected someone before.
× I currently like/love someone.	× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.	× I want to have children in the future.
✓ I have changed a diaper before.	× I've called the cops on a friend before.	× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn.	✓ I am shy around the opposite sex.	× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.	✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.	× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.	× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.	× I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends.	× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.	× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.	× I have dated a close friend's ex.	✓ I am happy at this moment. (Interview)
× I'm obsessed with guys.	× Democrat.	✓ Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.	× I am punk rockish.	× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time.	× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.	✓ I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s).	× I am comfortable with who I am right now.	× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.	✓ I have jumped off a bridge. (Took awhile but I did.)	× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.	× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.	× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.	✓ I went to college out of state.	× I am adopted.
✓ I am a pyro.	× I have thrown up from crying too much.	× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.	× I adore bright colours.	× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.	✓ I can pick up things with my toes.	× I can't whistle.
× I have ridden/owned a horse.	× I still have every journal I've ever written in.	× I talk in my sleep.
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.	✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.	× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.	× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.	✓ I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.	× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.	× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.	× I'm an artist.	× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.	× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.	× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.	× I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.	× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries.	× I am extremely flexible.	× I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.	✓ I smoke.	× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.	✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.	× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.	✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.	× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before.	× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.	✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.	× I have at least one obsession at any given time.	× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.	× I'm a judgmental asshole.	× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
× I have travelled on more than one continent.	× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.	✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.	× I can speak more than one language.	✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.	× I like reading fact more than fiction.	✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings.	✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.	× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.	✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.	× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.	× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.	× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
× I am compulsively honest.	× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.	× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.	× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.	✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.	× I dislike milk.	× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.	× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.	× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.	× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.	× I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.	× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.	× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.	× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.	× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.	× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.	× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.	✓ I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.	✓ I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.	✓ I have a custom-built computer. (Well I did.)	× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.	× I've gone skinny-dipping.	✓ I've performed in three plays. (It's Christmas Charlie Brown Adventures of Tom Sawyer Our Town)
✓ I enjoy burritos.	× I'm Irish and loving it.	✓ I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!	× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.	✓ Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.	× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.	× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
✓ I need more time to myself.	× I wish I was more open-minded.	× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.	× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.	× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.	× I love playing Truth or Dare.	× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.	× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.	× I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.	× I can only hate someone that I love.	✓ I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (Mmmmm...Mocha Extra)

Only "In the Navy"

2006-06-12T17:35:54Z

Numa Numa???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clt9t4ZPZcA

Bonfire

2006-04-29T19:07:28Z

Well, if anyone can get there. Jake's having a bonfire at his mom's house today (April 29) and everyones is pretty much invited. It's also a BYOB event. So you all have fun.

The Reason

2005-09-29T21:54:58Z

Doctor's orders suck, but the commpression fracture of the pelvis sucked even more so I guess I'll follow doctor's orders. Sorry to everyone, I haven't been on in a long while. A few people know why, but for the ones who don't and actually care this is what happened.
First off, a friend and I decided to move to Washington, but for a couple of different reasons, that didn't work. So we ended up in Alaska looking for jobs. Well, on our way to Anchorage from where we are staying in Wasilla, I stopped at North Eagle River. When pulling out from the exit ramp, A car that I didn't even see, came over the blind spot and "CRUNCH!" I got T-Boned. Out of the four people in my car and the one in the other, I was the most injured. I was brought to the Alaska Native Medical Center, where they found that I had a Lacerated spleen, A compression fracture in my pelvis, anouther compression fracture between my pelvis and my tail-bone and a couple of cracked or brused ribs (I never did figure that injury out)... That's not even mentioning the injuries that actually hurt. My the muscles from my knee to about my lower rib on my left side felt like they had been shredded, they were so brused, and my thigh would not relax from cramp.
So Anyway, I ended up in the ICU ward for about three days while the doctors debated on whether or not they should perform surgery to remove my spleen. Three days of Morphine induced haze...I officially hate morphine. Sure, it dampened the pain a bit, but it also gave me one of the highest fever's I ever had. Finally they decided a couple of small punctures were probably not worth surgery, so they took me off morphine and moved me to anouther floor. And that's when the fever broke, so I blame the morphine for starting it. I was on bed rest for anouther 2 days before the Docs said that I could start PT and learning how to use crutches. So the next two days where spent in PT, which I passed on the second day, and then I got my first shower of a week.........it was.........orgasmic!!!
I was then discharged from the hospital, and have been staying with my friend for the past week or two. Anyway, I still have untill Nov. 7 untill I come off crutches, but at least most of the pain is going away. Only a few areas that still hurt.
Thanks for listening to the ramble. Maybe I'll get around to LJ more often now.

khans_1 @ 2005-08-23T12:30:00

2005-08-23T17:51:00Z

Just because I can. >;)
My misfortune "You will be gang-raped in prison."
http://www.monkeyspit.net/fortune.php/_
*Ouch

Duo Maxwell -- People often get the wrong idea
about you, but that's ok, kicking ass is easier
when your opponent underestimates you. You've
had a difficult past, but you would go to hell
and back so that others don't have to suffer
the same way. You are smart, tough, and
resourceful. You are also a decent judge of
character when it comes to placing your
loyalties.

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I couldn't help it :P

2005-08-18T15:41:30Z

*I wanna see it Twitchymouse, with you in it >;). Ass for the rest of it, there's something not right, although I can't put my finger on it.

*mmmmmm >;)

*Now that's the crew I want to Captain. >;).

The Next

2005-08-18T15:33:38Z

^_^;

*Whatever works. ;)

Your elaborate LJ fantasy world

LiveJournal Username

Age

Wildest Fantasy

Number of people you fantasize about

502

LJ friend you've had a crush on the longest

atlantiadragon

LJ friend you like to imagine has a crush on you

cloudstarwolf

LJ friend you would do if they didn't have a gf/bf

twitchymouse

LJ friend you would do even if they have a gf/bf

vincentdheart

LJ friend you want to (or already do) stalk

iryana

LJ friend you would like to stalk you

ivietare

Chance that you are not completely delusional

96%

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*The cuffs yes, the riding crop, probably not.

I better stop before you all hate me.

khans_1 @ 2005-08-18T10:46:00

2005-08-18T15:10:03Z

Still Bored

Justice League Live Journal (JLLJ)

LiveJournal Username

Better known to the public by your alter ego.....

You gained your powers by

And formed this team to...

Wears their undies outside their tights

dellephin

Despite vast powers has a glass jaw

ivietare

Has powers far beyond mortal men.....

isil_elen

But is vulnerable to.....

Kryptonite

Manages to fight crime in High Heels and fishnets

akcheshirecat

Has stretching powers - so popular with the ladies

spearcarrier

Your team makes HOW MUCH? From endorsements

$1,274,156

Chance of accidentally destroying civilisation

54%

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*I'm going to have to see that heels and fishnets costume not.

The name's Journal....LiveJournal (a 007 quiz)

LiveJournal Username

The name of your 007 adventure?

Your sent on a recon mission gone bad....

The pre-title scene needs a good finish....

The villian's main goal is....

Your main help on this mission is....

There's a hot woman intrested in you....

The villian meets their end by....

BTW who the hell performed the title song?

Is Bond.....James Bond

spearcarrier

Is the main villian with world domination issues

isil_elen

Is the Bond girl with the sexually suggestive name

kyanve

Is the main villian's evil henchman

isil_elen

The secret weapon that brings fear to the world is

An old classic....THE A-BOMB!!!! ^_

Is the random girl that sleeps with 007

vincentdheart

James Bond will return.....

False

The chances Bond will get at least one STD

51%

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*Grins Like an Idiot*

Your LJ friends in the year 2025
LiveJournal Username
Age?
Your current job?
Where do you see yourself in 20 years?
How many LJ friends do you have?

Is pimping it up in Vegas!	dellephin
Becomes a slum lord	crimmycat
Starts a cult. First task? Forging the One Ring	crimmycat
Makes $$$ by whoring themself on E-Bay	kyanve
Steals from random bums for no good reason	twitchymouse
Is a random bum	iryana
Your friends still like you	True
Your friends secretly want to kill you	False


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*It's good to be loved.

*I wound'nt mind that figure.
Next...

Stolen from Kyanve

2005-08-18T14:43:52Z

Your LJ Friends Roles in Your Quest for World Domination

LiveJournal Username

Age?

Sex?

What's your motive?

Where will you carry out your plans from?

Weapon of choice?

When?

Your right hand man

backupdancer

Top Assassin

cloudstarwolf

Just stands there and laughs evilly

backupdancer

Your inside source for the government

twitchymouse

Mad scientist that you recruited to design weapons

kyanve

Backs out of the deal

stormstar

How much does this end up costing?

$62,912,568

% of the world taken over successfully:

46%

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*I feel all happy and special. I'm surrounded by young, pretty, and tallented women. Why don't Kat's and Bird's possitions not suprise me. ^_^;

*You know, Bekah dear, you should have just given that cop what he wanted, not a knee to the balls. And Kat.......How, just how? o.0

*Darn my lover is the drug seller......Isn't that against regulations? Oh well, lets suggle up with a good book, lover. >;)

Your Low-Budget LJ Horror Film
LiveJournal Username
What is your awesome horror-flick name?
What will be your role in this craaazy production?
AN ATTACK...you must hastily prepare a weapon!
How do you want this movie to end?

The quiet one who is really very evil after all	backupdancer
A random piranha that was just thrown in for kicks	ivietare
The zombie that, although undead, still needs love	atlantiadragon
A creepy fortune teller who knew all this already	akcheshirecat
The annoying sidekick who FINALLY dies	akcheshirecat
Our lovable hero/heroine who saves the day	cloudstarwolf
A token celebrity who boosts all the sales	backupdancer
The person who dies a creatively artsy death	backupdancer


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*About time you learned not to tell us what's going to happen manda. ;) Ohhh, look our heroine has a booboo. Here Kat, let me look at that inner-thigh wound. (If it's not there yet, I make one) >;) And Laura, you make the cutest Zombie.;)

*YAY! A naked leader. Must have had Taffy. Kat, would you mind if we played with our food?

*^_^ I'm surrounded by cute girls again. (Hot flash)

This set's done.

khans_1 @ 2005-08-17T14:47:00

2005-08-17T18:48:28Z

That's odd. I found a place on my neck, that when rubbed sends tingles up and down my spine, and settling into pleasure. I think I just found a new way to pleasure myself.

khans_1 @ 2005-08-16T10:04:00

2005-08-16T14:14:22Z

THE BRAZEN BULL

You scored 70 Obscurity and 71 Brutality!

My God, you are the epitome of creative brutality! Created by Perillos,
the Brazen Bull is a hollowed-out metal statue of a bull where victims
are put inside and roasted slowly alive as the metal heats under a
fire. Perillos, like you, had a twisted mind and used a complex array
of tubing to convert the victims' screams to sound like the bellow of a
bull, also using the smoke to send up a cloud of incense with each
burning. It is said that he also made the victims' bones into jewelry.
>:D It is a fun way to live your life, but remember that Perillos
was tortured almost to the point of death in his own creation, a
fitting end for those of us with such twisted minds.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 0% on Obscurity
You scored higher than 0% on Brutality

Link: The Unconventional Weapons Test written by ChaosIntent on OkCupid Free Online Dating

This is just wrong.

2005-08-15T15:59:28Z

http://manga.clone-army.org/contests/contest1/CKOanime.jpg

THE COFFEE PIXY

2005-08-15T15:36:15Z

http://thedevilspanties.keenspace.com/d/20050813.html

khans_1 @ 2005-08-15T10:10:00

2005-08-15T15:23:37Z

You're a moon elf. you like to stay away, alone in
the dark. the only light is that of the moon
and all the stars that are your only friends.
your power is great, but you're not so social.
you rather hide away till night comes.
Black fits you best

what kind of elf are you? {with pics}
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*It really don't seem like me fully. Hmmmm?

You are Brian. The family dog and the most
intelligent member of the family. Try not to
wet yourself on the carpet anymore.

Which Family Guy Character are You?
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Your wise quote is: "Our greatest glory is not
in never falling, but in rising everytime we
fall" by Confucius.
Yes indeed, you see true strenght can only be
seen when a person has "fallen". Only
then one can tell how they will handle it. Just
don't make others fall so you can know who they
really are. You on the other hand may be a very
quick recoverer and don't let people bring you
down. You are your own, and you're find with
that. Emotional issues is something you handle
rather nicely.

What wise quote fits you? [pics]
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*Purrrr* Just *Purr*

ok I'm bored now.

Fuel Efficiancy

2005-08-15T14:03:06Z

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050814/ap_on_hi_te/hybrid_tinkerers

By TIM MOLLOY, Associated Press Writer Sun Aug 14, 4:22 AM ET

CORTE MADERA, Calif. - Politicians and automakers say a car that can both reduce greenhouse gases and free America from its reliance on foreign oil is years or even decades away. Ron Gremban says such a car is parked in his garage.

It looks like a typical Toyota Prius hybrid, but in the trunk sits an 80-miles-per-gallon secret — a stack of 18 brick-sized batteries that boosts the car's high mileage with an extra electrical charge so it can burn even less fuel.

Gremban, an electrical engineer and committed environmentalist, spent several months and $3,000 tinkering with his car.

Like all hybrids, his Prius increases fuel efficiency by harnessing small amounts of electricity generated during braking and coasting. The extra batteries let him store extra power by plugging the car into a wall outlet at his home in this San Francisco suburb — all for about a quarter.

He's part of a small but growing movement. "Plug-in" hybrids aren't yet cost-efficient, but some of the dozen known experimental models have gotten up to 250 mpg.

They have support not only from environmentalists but also from conservative foreign policy hawks who insist Americans fuel terrorism through their gas guzzling.

And while the technology has existed for three decades, automakers are beginning to take notice, too.

So far, DaimlerChrysler AG is the only company that has committed to building its own plug-in hybrids, quietly pledging to make up to 40 vans for U.S. companies. But Toyota Motor Corp. officials who initially frowned on people altering their cars now say they may be able to learn from them.

"They're like the hot rodders of yesterday who did everything to soup up their cars. It was all about horsepower and bling-bling, lots of chrome and accessories," said Cindy Knight, a Toyota spokeswoman. "Maybe the hot rodders of tomorrow are the people who want to get in there and see what they can do about increasing fuel economy."

The extra batteries let Gremban drive for 20 miles with a 50-50 mix of gas and electricity. Even after the car runs out of power from the batteries and switches to the standard hybrid mode, it gets the typical Prius fuel efficiency of around 45 mpg. As long as Gremban doesn't drive too far in a day, he says, he gets 80 mpg.

"The value of plug-in hybrids is they can dramatically reduce gasoline usage for the first few miles every day," Gremban said. "The average for people's usage of a car is somewhere around 30 to 40 miles per day. During that kind of driving, the plug-in hybrid can make a dramatic difference."

Backers of plug-in hybrids acknowledge that the electricity to boost their cars generally comes from fossil fuels that create greenhouse gases, but they say that process still produces far less pollution than oil. They also note that electricity could be generated cleanly from solar power.

Gremban rigged his car to promote the nonprofit CalCars Initiative, a San Francisco Bay area-based volunteer effort that argues automakers could mass produce plug-in hybrids at a reasonable price.

But Toyota and other car companies say they are worried about the cost, convenience and safety of plug-in hybrids — and note that consumers haven't embraced all-electric cars because of the inconvenience of recharging them like giant cell phones.

Automakers have spent millions of dollars telling motorists that hybrids don't need to be plugged in, and don't want to confuse the message.

Nonetheless, plug-in hybrids are starting to get the backing of prominent hawks like former
CIA director James Woolsey and Frank Gaffney, President Reagan's undersecretary of defense. They have joined Set America Free, a group that wants the government to spend $12 billion over four years on plug-in hybrids, alternative fuels and other measures to reduce foreign oil dependence.

Gaffney, who heads the Washington, D.C.-based Center for Security Policy, said Americans would embrace plug-ins if they understood arguments from him and others who say gasoline contributes to oil-rich Middle Eastern governments that support terrorism.

"The more we are consuming oil that either comes from places that are bent on our destruction or helping those who are ... the more we are enabling those who are trying to kill us," Gaffney said.

DaimlerChrysler spokesman Nick Cappa said plug-in hybrids are ideal for companies with fleets of vehicles that can be recharged at a central location at night. He declined to name the companies buying the vehicles and said he did not know the vehicles' mileage or cost, or when they would be available.

Others are modifying hybrids, too.

Monrovia-based Energy CS has converted two Priuses to get up to 230 mpg by using powerful lithium ion batteries. It is forming a new company, EDrive Systems, that will convert hybrids to plug-ins for about $12,000 starting next year, company vice president Greg Hanssen said.

University of California, Davis engineering professor Andy Frank built a plug-in hybrid from the ground up in 1972 and has since built seven others, one of which gets up to 250 mpg. They were converted from non-hybrids, including a Ford Taurus and Chevrolet Suburban.

Frank has spent $150,000 to $250,000 in research costs on each car, but believes automakers could mass-produce them by adding just $6,000 to each vehicle's price tag.

Instead, Frank said, automakers promise hydrogen-powered vehicles hailed by
President Bush and Gov.
Arnold Schwarzenegger, even though hydrogen's backers acknowledge the cars won't be widely available for years and would require a vast infrastructure of new fueling stations.

"They'd rather work on something that won't be in their lifetime, and that's this hydrogen economy stuff," Frank said. "They pick this kind of target to get the public off their back, essentially."

Well I know they built an electric car way back in the early 1900's. I think it was in the '20s but I'm not positive.

I was tagged, and "NOT IT" no longer works

2005-08-11T17:10:28Z

*By the way, I have no clue what a true idiosyncrasy is, so I doubt that the ones I listed are actual ones.
Some of my idiosyncrasies:

id • i • o • syn • cra • sy - noun, pl. id • i • o • syn • cra • sies

1. A structural or behavioral characteristic peculiar to an individual or group.

2. A physiological or temperamental peculiarity.

3. An unusual individual reaction to food or a drug.

List five of your own idiosyncrasies and then tag five friends to do the same.

* I'm an incurable dreamer.

* I think I have a small ability to influence emotions (Sad to Happy), at least I used to.

* I'm an overly happy acting individual.

* I'm activly looking for a transformation ability.

* I have figured out teleportation, as soon as I figure out how to drag the rest of myself you will all have to worry.

Tagging:
1. Iryana and
2. Twitchymouse because they're beacons of cutness
3. Cloudstarwolf just because >;)
4. Vincentdheart and
5. Dellephin if they ever pull themselves out of lurkyland. :)